Lyrics

"Our Observations Chapter One: The Barbara Byrd Conspiracy"
[A.Lattimore, B. Byrd]

Imagine for a minute it's the middle of the night
Your hanging with friend and you're feeling alright

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(These are)
Our observations
While spying a lot
In the parking lot
(789!)

Well, this was intended to be a retelling of sorts
Allow me to paint the picture
A companion and I had set out to partake in some people watching about a month ago
As we watched, we jotted down notes

The plan was to have the notes serve as the source for this recording
Unfortunately, I misplaced the notes
Then, I relocated the notes
But now I'm not sure if I can understand our sporadic scribbling

I'll give it a try though
I'll read what we have
I'll make it anew
Here we go...

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(These are)
Our observations
While spying a lot
In the parking lot
(789!)

Mysterious red pick-up truck
Pulled up, right next to us
Odd, no one's getting out
Mysterious red pick-up truck

Cart keeper, cart keeper
Don't run into that cart keeper (Oops)
To late, oh well, that'll be funny later
Let's reminisce at fun o'clock

Mmm... freedom fries
I'll have three orders, please

Foot has healed
From encounter with heel (Yeah, Ms. Queue)

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(These are)
Our observations
While spying a lot
In the parking lot
(789!)

Purple pants, people in purple pants

Parking lot peepers, acting like creepers
I'm going to report and turn you in...
I'm even going to make a new word (At some point in the future)

Half shirts make great conversation pieces

Off work at 11:18

Uphold your guarantee,
See that you never avoid me
Which reminds me...
I've got to go pick-up your house warming gift

O.K., randomness
Ending now

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(These are)
Our observations
While spying a lot
In the parking lot
(789!)

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