From the recording Alexa The Canadian

Lyrics

Marcus Miscellaneous presents...
"Alexa The Canadian"
[M. Miscellaneous, A. Irwin]
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Since I don't know any other Canadians
This song must be about Ms. Irwin

L.B. the B-Light knight
With trusty steed in tow that night
Arrived early to plan
Ways to topple The GoonieMan
The duel ended quite quick
Followed soon by the knight's next pick
To rule the land left here
Who else but Alexa, my dear

I feel kind of like...
I'm on top of the world
I want to go to the top of a mountain...
Shout it to everyone

Written and rewritten
Her tale of facts, but mostly fiction
Like the time she got a pet
Who knew dragons could get so upset
Humans live and they learn
Only the ash remains from the burn
Her olympic gold crown
Past, present and future; the bouts go round

I feel kind of like...
I'm on top of the world
I want to go to the top of a mountain...
Shout it to everyone

(Love for The Newsies)
(Chat about The Goonies)

Don't get lost in the fray
So, much can change in just one day
A life built on moments
And never decided by opponents
So, let's pass the torch now
To the maple leaf tripod squad
Boy, oh, boy
Those girls are lovably odd

I feel kind of like...
I'm on top of the world
I want to go to the top of a mountain...
Shout it to everyone

(Love for The Newsies)
(Chat about The Goonies)